The Republic of Omaha Utopia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sovereign with an iron fist, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.655 billion Omaha Utopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mesopotamia. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omaha Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,396 trillion gold coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 305,642 gold coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone suspects that everyone else is a terrorist, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, a positive pregnancy test doubles as a visa, and the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Omaha Utopia's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Melchizedek Order.

Omaha Utopia is ranked 14,008^th in the world and 1^st in Ancient for Highest Food Quality, scoring 139.31 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.